So, after Zumba tonight, a few of us decided to dine at my favorite establishment: Chipotle (don't judge!). Yes, I realize this was probably not the best option after an hour of working out, but I always get extra lettuce on my burrito bowl, so it's essentially a salad... right?
Anyway, on the way back to the park district to drop off Tom at his car, we started talking about the best excuses to get out of speeding tickets.
"I'll just pretend I'm in labor," Tom said.
"Yeah!" I exclaimed, "Because surely every officer saw that one pregnant guy on Oprah. It's totally possible now, you know!"
"Yeah, I saw that! But wasn't he a woman first?" Tom asked with complete sincerity.
Commence laughter... nearly to the point of tears.