Today I learned a valuable lesson...
If the cap is off the detergent bottle when it falls out of your hand, it will make a big mess on your white carpet. Because, of course it has to happen on your white carpet, not the tile floor in the laundry room.
Even after hours of scrubbing, I can still see the remnants of the Smurf massacre that clearly took place in my hallway and bedroom... because that's what it looks like.
Or maybe Juno vomited her sixty-four ounce blue slushie onto my carpet.
Either way, my arms are gonna be sore this weekend.
At least the hallway smells Tide fresh.