Student: Please, Miss L, I have a reputation to protect!
Me: Oh, please! Your reputation is only enhanced by my presence!
Me: Of course!
Student: How many Instagram followers do you have?
Me: Is that the measure of success these days?
Student: Yeah. So... how many?
Me: I hate to break it to you, but I don't use Instagram.
He shook his head in utter disappointment and walked away.
And just like that, folks, I've lost all my "cool" points. Happy Teacher Appreciation Week to me! haha